Friday, April 9, 2010

I Hate LA



Stop name-dropping, SHADOW. And stop being so cool, CAFE 101. Dammit. What the hell, man? I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE BEACH AGAIN.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Honest Abe Will Save Your Ass



Slavery = He's gonna emancipate the shit outta those slaves!

Vampires = He's gonna wipe out four score and twenty of them. Before BREAKFAST!

Greatest.

Book promo.

EVER.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Hippity Hoppity FreakyDeeky



Happy Easter from your friendly neighborhood Unwinona and whatever the fuck this thing is!

(Photo courtesy of awkwardfamilyphotos.com)