Snake-Oil You Can Wear!

Did I mention it's full of MOONBEAM UNICORN JUICE POWER??

Seriously, who's buying this shit?! I bet whoever it is keeps the healing crystal and moonshine cure-all (the secret ingredient is alcohol!)industries in business too.

Don't buy this stupid bracelet. Do your gullible ass a favor and buy this instead. Lest history repeat itself messily all over another American pocketbook.

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

So I'm sure you've all been a-tingle here in Cyberland with anticipation to see some Undead Unwinona all up on this blog..and why not? Zombies are where it's at, unless you're some sort of joyless celibate Twilight vampire, in which case you can FUCK RIGHT OFF. I said it. They wouldn't, a Mormon writes those books. Ha ha! Take that you sparkly bastards! I may not live forever, but at least I can use SWEARS!

*ahem* Anyway...

Zombies! Here! (If you fall in love with any of the looks in this ragtag ensemble army of ghouls, please to buy them here! Scream Team.com!)













Brainfully yours,
Unwinona!