Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Return of Crazy Shower!




In case you missed it the last time around, this was spotted lurking outside my neighborhood Walgreens in October:



I'd been hoping to see it again, maybe steal more flyers out of the display case (Yes, there was a display case attached to the car) but it seemed to have vanished into the ether, like some sort of plumbing fairy. So imagine my delight when I saw, whilst driving home....

CRAZY SHOWER 2.0!




They've upgraded!





"Toilet paper leaves you dirty, No?" -Gandhi



They care about the environment! Eliminating all that toilet paper waste will relieve the strain on the natural environment of that most endangered of animals, the....



Possum?

Out of all the animals your clip art program had to offer--pandas, lions, elephants, herons, even bunnies! Fucking bunnies!--you went with a North Hollywood Dog-Rat? This guy?



The only disappointment in being reunited with my favorite toilet-alternative vehicle is the lack of an exterior display case. I would have taken every single one of those flyers. I know way too many people who still need a bidet made of cobbled-together supplies from Home Depot.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Hot Cocoa and Hats and a First Youtube Video!



Unwinona is going even Interwebbier! But with a real person-type face! Of me! So much more awesomeness to follow! I promise fun videos, robots, unicorns, Gary Oldman surprise cameo appearances, vacations to Hogwarts, and muffins made of world peace and a form of wheat people allergic to gluten can eat!*

Also, check out the new Save the Princess Films site which is almost sort of finished in time for the arrival of our new short film "The Greatest Adventure Yet" which is itself ALMOST SORT OF FINISHED!

*I promise none of these things.