Dr. Steel Episode 2!

So the first and third ones came out before this one, but scope out my friend Dan Gilbert guest-starring in this little treat. Make some cupcakes and curl up with your favorite experiments in front of the computer screen.

Apparently we had some Toy Soldiers at Six Flags last night. Salutations, comrades. Good luck with that Utopian Playland!

In other news, Fright Fest will soon come to an end, so get there while you can. Getting the poo scared out of you by clowns was on your to-do list this year and you know it..

Taking In A Little Doctor Steel

He's got a damn good point.

Yet Another Mystery Sign I've Found

Whatever this notice is, it all sounds so official, so mundane...and yet it's written on a yellow piece of paper in sharpie...and it refers to A DEAD CAT. With EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!! They're reeeeally happy about someone picking up their deceased pet? Creepy. Super creeps. Creepier than that Quarantine movie I saw today. Which was pretty friggin creepy and scary.

But seriously, what?? I'm never letting my cats out. That is one sinister (yet enthusiastic!) sign. In my driveway. With bits of tape stuck to it.

Gahhhh.

Obey!

Sarah Palin of the Future

We've all seen a certain party mascot with glasses and a baffled-but-adorable expression on the tv these days. We've all seen her trying to flash some dimples and pearly whites to charm her way out of any actual question asked of her on ANY ACTUAL OPINION SHE HAS. She's adorable, in her little candy-colored suit with peter pan collars. But I wonder something these days. What will Sarah Palin, the woman who would happily nail any steps any suffragette ever took for our rights as women into their premature coffins, well, what she look like? What would this little ventriloquist puppet of the GOP spouting whatever platitudes they think will cover her own personality and failings as a VP candidate be in later days? What will she evolve into as her party molds their good little obedient hausfrau? Well, little wizards and muggles, lets all break out our Time-Turning necklaces and take a trip into the future:

From this...



to THIS.