Sarah Palin of the Future

We've all seen a certain party mascot with glasses and a baffled-but-adorable expression on the tv these days. We've all seen her trying to flash some dimples and pearly whites to charm her way out of any actual question asked of her on ANY ACTUAL OPINION SHE HAS. She's adorable, in her little candy-colored suit with peter pan collars. But I wonder something these days. What will Sarah Palin, the woman who would happily nail any steps any suffragette ever took for our rights as women into their premature coffins, well, what she look like? What would this little ventriloquist puppet of the GOP spouting whatever platitudes they think will cover her own personality and failings as a VP candidate be in later days? What will she evolve into as her party molds their good little obedient hausfrau? Well, little wizards and muggles, lets all break out our Time-Turning necklaces and take a trip into the future:

From this...



to THIS.