Marvel at The Boosh!

When I'm stressed, and I escape in my imagination to my happy place, it usually consists of me wearing a fantastic evening gown and sharing a flat with Vince Noir and Howard Moon. We all go on madcap adventures. Madcap!

The Mighty Boosh

PELOSI IS A JEZEBEL!

If you needed any more proof that Teabaggers have NO DAMN IDEA WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT, enjoy this little slice of the 9-12 cattle run in Washington D.C. and marvel at the passionate talking points. They are like the dots, that no one can quite connect. But my gosh, do they ever try.

My favorite part is either
A) The woman screaming "Stop Hollywood and all the commies!" because, really, aren't ALL residents of California raging-red Communists? Yep. I drive through Beverly Hill all the time and see NO SIGN of Capitalism ANYWHERE.

B) The tween-age boy clutching a sign that reads PELOSI IS A JEZEBEL and squeaking in his breaking lil' puberty-prone voice that "Obama's only been in office for a year and he's already ruined half the country!" No, young man, you're getting him mixed up with Godzilla, Swine Flu, and that videotape from The Ring.

Tampy Troubles SOLVED.

Dear faithful readers,

I come here today to inform you that the Great Tampon War of theater row is now over. I think. The hastily scrawled voices of the feminine people has been silenced:



What? I promised I'd keep you posted as to any new developments. I keep my word. But that's a little disappointing.

Things You Don't Want to Need...

...I think you might put "bug-repellant" bedding at the top of that list. Seriously, what college are you sending your child to? Did I mention this was in with the DORM stuff?





Oh good! It even helps you salvage infected mattresses! That's good for the earth!

Congratulations, happy owner of products that shouldn't be neccessary! Not only can you prevent living squalor, you can "salvage" things to sleep on! Doesn't that sound great? And by great I mean homeless?

While you're at it, make sure you don't forget to buy a shower caddy, supplies for classes, cans of Raid, and a mosquito net.