Guns For Jesus!

It seems Charlton Heston really IS the voice of God! On the topic of firearms, that is! According to examiner.com:

Gun-toting Kentucky Pastor Ken Pagano invited his flock to bring their guns to church. Approximately 200 people answered Pastor Pagano's call to celebrate American gun culture and the Second Amendment Saturday at New Bethel Church in Louisville, Kentucky. The gun-toting Pastor made the extraordinary request of his flock to bring their unloaded handguns, in holsters, to send a message.

During the 90-minute event, which was open to the public, Pagano said "We are wanting to send a message that there are legal, civil, intelligent and law-abiding citizens who also own guns. If it were not for a deep-seated belief in the right to bear arms, this country would not be here today," he told the crowd, drawing hearty applause and exclamations of "Amen!"

The "Open Carry Celebration" included a handgun raffle, patriotic music and screening of gun safety videos. Some gun owners carried old-fashioned six-shooters in leather holsters, while others packed modern police-style firearms. Kentucky allows residents to openly carry guns in public with some restrictions.

In Kentucky you don’t need a license or permit to buy or carry rifles or shotguns, and you don’t need a permit to buy a handgun, though you do need a permit to carry a handgun. And you can get a license to conceal your firearms, if you meet certain requirements (are 21, pass a course, etc.).

A coalition of religious groups and campaigners held a rival gun-free event at the same time on the other side of Louisville. "The idea of wearing guns to churches or any sacred space I think many people find deeply troubling," organiser Terry Taylor told AP.

Any of you who have been reading this blog regularly (Mars and Amanda) know that I have a thing for all things Campy Jesus. He's like Jesus Christ, but in addition to his Biblical adventures, he also enthusiastically volunteers to be the spokesmodel for ridiculous specific causes. All with the same beatific expression, of course. And he refuses to show a litte leg. He has standards, you know. Let's look back at a few of my favorite items in Campy Jesus's modelling portfolio:

Dinosaur Jesus!


Boxing Champion Jesus! Take THAT, The MoneyMoneyMoneyChangers!



Yoga Jesus! (Note: I hope he's wearing underpants. This is a very strategically draped robe.)



I could go on all day. Sadly, google images could keep me in stock images to go all day. We'll leave it at that, shall we?

Manscaping 411

I believe it was Confucius who first said "Trimming the bush make the tree look taller."

Gilette is there to help you achieve this wisdom, Gents.

Tampy Troubles!

There's a battle of sorts going on in the bathroom of The Complex. Every acting class when I hit the john on break, I'm delighted to see the debate being added to. I can't wait until one catches the other with a pen and a fistfight ensues.



Simple enough, right? Then this conversation begins developing. This is about three weeks of discourse, as follows:







I know the pictures are kind of small, so I'll provide a transcript:

PLEASE DO NOT PUT PAPER TOWELS OR TAMPONS IN THE TOILET. IT WILL NOT FLUSH. THANK YOU.

Then please put trash cans in here!

They are next to the sink! Can't you take two steps??

PRIVACY ISSUE!

And NO ONE wants to see that in trash can by sink!

The trash can by the sink HAS A LID ON IT.

That's all for now. I hope I'll have more to report soon.

Elegance and Calvin

Spotted at my local Ralphs while buying Sad Pie at 3pm:



An advertisement for ELEGANCE HAIRSTYLING! But what's that I see in the bottom left corner?



Take THAT, Hairstylist's Ex! You got peed on. Now, how do I go about getting an appointment with this classy lady? I bet she's booked solid working for the Queen.