Haunted House Real Estate!

You'll never want to leave! Bad stuff will happen and people will be like, "Why aren't you leaving?" But you won't, because....well, that's not really clear a lot of times!

The Most Action Packed Movie of All Time

Not even lying, I just grew chest hair watching this. Fo' realsies.

Upwards!

I couldn't figure out at first what was bothering me so much about this sign at CVS. It isn't just the enthusiastic announcement shouting We might charge you this...or MORE! but I couldn't put my finger on what. After about five minutes, I figured it out (It was a very slow line at the ol' pharmacy today) and here it is:

Nothing, absolutely nothing on this display was $3.99. Everything was six bucks if not more.

So...the only part of the sign that actually referred to this display of goods was the And Up! part. Hey CVS? Epic fail.

Rock and Roll Will Save My Soul

Am I too old to go???

The Most Organized Woman In Ralphs

Some people just can't seem to get their shit together. This woman? NOT one of those people.



Some of the labels on this litle file-o-matic include:

HAND LOTION

SYRUP

SPICES

PICKLES

SOAP

TISSUES



How many pickles are you eating a day that you need to collect coupons to be able to afford them?

Pee Wee Gots an iPad!

Yeah, it's cool, but it's no magic lasso. Can he play "Connect The Dots" inside of it? I don't think so. Still I'm overjoyed for any trip back to the Playhouse.

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

Crazy Shit Happens On Lost?

Attention Los Angeles, World, etc: I am a Larry.