The Greatest Anti-Tampon Tampon Ad Ever.

So. Great. So great.

Get the Butt You Never Wanted!

It's the Snuggie of ass-cheekery! The Bump-It of buttocks! Color me stupid, but I'm a bit hesitant to spend "only" $19.95 to make my butt look like I stuffed two Maxi-pads down the back of my granny panties.



Also:
I'm pretty sure every woman in America who actually has junk in their collective trunks would happily punch you in the face for purchasing something they've been trying to get rid of for years.

White Lights..Are Where It's At

So here's the rundown:

1. Brandon Nicholas is a fucking awesome genius. He has a website to prove it.

2. White Lights is like the musical version of a delicious candy bar full of alcohol that gives you all the nutrition of a well-balanced meal.

That said...

This is the new White Lights music video directed by Brandon Nicholas!!! Watch it, repost it, and then come scope them live at one of their electrical rock music guitar shows!



So...see you at the next show?

Casting Office Fashion Show!

Being a piece of human furniture (aka extra work) requires all kinds. While re-registering at Central Casting and hitting up a calling service open call, I've had the opportunity to meet all the old background stereotypes...all the bad comedians trying out new material, the bleach blonde who spends the entire time messing her hair up until it's even bigger than when she came in, the washed-up 40-something screenwriter. But my favorite by far is the Woman of the Late-Middle Age (sounds more historical than aged-badly, in my opinion.) who take "dress professionally" to mean dress like...well, a particular type of "professional."

From Central Casting in February:



From Calling Service:

(Note: wardrobe request for this one was "professional, basic black shirt" but this hot mama went one further..she wore a black bra to match! Now that's a go-getter!")



All that streetwalking experience will serve them well when they're shuffling around on the whorehouse set for an episode of CSI Miami.

Haunted House Real Estate!

You'll never want to leave! Bad stuff will happen and people will be like, "Why aren't you leaving?" But you won't, because....well, that's not really clear a lot of times!

The Most Action Packed Movie of All Time

Not even lying, I just grew chest hair watching this. Fo' realsies.

Upwards!

I couldn't figure out at first what was bothering me so much about this sign at CVS. It isn't just the enthusiastic announcement shouting We might charge you this...or MORE! but I couldn't put my finger on what. After about five minutes, I figured it out (It was a very slow line at the ol' pharmacy today) and here it is:

Nothing, absolutely nothing on this display was $3.99. Everything was six bucks if not more.

So...the only part of the sign that actually referred to this display of goods was the And Up! part. Hey CVS? Epic fail.