Going our way, sailor? We'd walk back to the North Pole ourselves, but I'm a snowman with no ability to move, and, well, someone chopped off Robot Santa's legs. Gruesome, yes. So...how about that lift?
In Easter news, I'm always amazed at the lengths some Christian people will go to trick their children into having "fun" with the crucifixion of Our Lord. In a sense, they're just trying to balance out the whole pagan fertility chocolate thing, but still. You want to get your kid cute stuff, stick a copy of Finding Nemo in that Easter basket. You want your kids thinking about the crucifixion? Take them to church and be prepared to answer some morbid questions. Don't try to mix the two into one time-saving dvd experience.
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
See? Isn't everyone having fun?
Egad. Where do you find this stuff?
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to do their Christian duty and hide that last copy under some bagged Easter grass.
Sadly I find these things in my day to day life. Talk about Hollyweird...
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