TURN THE FUCK AROUND.
Unless you're that new (again?!) Dean Koontz book he cranked out in three days (again?!) all about yet another guy who is lovingly described as wearing a ballcap, tapered jeans, white sneakers and a windbreaker. And Windbreaker Man's got a dog. And Windbreaker Man and Golden Retriever are chasing/being chased by some guy/woman/baby with NO FACE. In that case, feel free to take a picture of the back of someone's head and paste it on a book jacket! Have fun, Deany-K!
In conclusion, learn the lesson that Bonnie Tyler tried to teach you years ago. Right about the time Windbreaker Man's outfit was anywhere near socially relevant. Plus, think about it; If you're hiding from No-Face, isn't the world's noisiest jacket the worst possible choice? Why not just hang windchimes from your ears and wave trashbags in the air while shouting your exact location? Good thing he's got that psychic dog that can fly or whatever is happening in this one. I don't remember.
So here you go, Dean. Any time you want to--OH HOLY ZEUS BALLS--
Hahaha. Only a true Koontz reader will get this! Love it.
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