Pee Wee Gots an iPad!

Yeah, it's cool, but it's no magic lasso. Can he play "Connect The Dots" inside of it? I don't think so. Still I'm overjoyed for any trip back to the Playhouse.

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

Crazy Shit Happens On Lost?

Attention Los Angeles, World, etc: I am a Larry.

Nerds DO Get The Chance to Breed?

Apparently. And since science still hasn't isolated it, it's only a guess...but I'm pretty sure there's a nerd gene passed down to all these poor nerdlings.



Courtesy of Awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Get with Power and Pony!

Powerfox + Ponymane = Awesome Saucery

Genuine Crystal! Fake Spirituality!

I'm pretty sure a Lord's Prayer cheat sheet is like wearing a wristwatch calculator in a class where actual calculators are totally allowed...UTTERLY POINTLESS.

And after the fifth time you shove your tacky necklace in someone's face hoping to see the look on their face as the text MIRACULOUSLY COMES TO LIGHT! you might be wearing those particular bible verses on the inside of your body...from one forcible direction or another.



I'd suggest you stick with keeping your necklaces and Bible as separate things. It will save you two easy payments of $19.95 and the respect of your family and friends.

Jes Hudak + aol.com =SuperSweet!

Ladies and Gents, the girl with the golden pipes and Mistress of the ivory keys herself, Jes Hudak! The video just dropped on aol.com and you should all go admire it and play a game of "Where's Lola?" I don't have a striped shirt or glasses, but you're listening to a brilliant song so you'll be happy to watch it again...and again...and again....



And then go here and learn more about Songstress Hudak herself! Maybe buy an EP on iTunes when it hits the iStreets?

Bing Genius

I still don't know what the hell makes Bing so damn special, but this commercial warms the morbid cockles of my Stephen-King-lovin' heart!



I could watch this commercial forever...and ever...and ever...