Rock and Roll Will Save My Soul

Am I too old to go???

The Most Organized Woman In Ralphs

Some people just can't seem to get their shit together. This woman? NOT one of those people.



Some of the labels on this litle file-o-matic include:

HAND LOTION

SYRUP

SPICES

PICKLES

SOAP

TISSUES



How many pickles are you eating a day that you need to collect coupons to be able to afford them?

Pee Wee Gots an iPad!

Yeah, it's cool, but it's no magic lasso. Can he play "Connect The Dots" inside of it? I don't think so. Still I'm overjoyed for any trip back to the Playhouse.

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

Crazy Shit Happens On Lost?

Attention Los Angeles, World, etc: I am a Larry.

Nerds DO Get The Chance to Breed?

Apparently. And since science still hasn't isolated it, it's only a guess...but I'm pretty sure there's a nerd gene passed down to all these poor nerdlings.



Courtesy of Awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Get with Power and Pony!

Powerfox + Ponymane = Awesome Saucery

Genuine Crystal! Fake Spirituality!

I'm pretty sure a Lord's Prayer cheat sheet is like wearing a wristwatch calculator in a class where actual calculators are totally allowed...UTTERLY POINTLESS.

And after the fifth time you shove your tacky necklace in someone's face hoping to see the look on their face as the text MIRACULOUSLY COMES TO LIGHT! you might be wearing those particular bible verses on the inside of your body...from one forcible direction or another.



I'd suggest you stick with keeping your necklaces and Bible as separate things. It will save you two easy payments of $19.95 and the respect of your family and friends.