Some people should really think about their old-timey Cowboy statuary before they put it out where the general public can take a gander at it.
"It" being a MAN-GINA. Yeah yeah, chaps. I know. But seriously? Who didn't realize that maybe they should re-carve their wooden cowboy's gear to look less like...ladybusiness?
I live in Hollywood. I act. I love all things Jane Austen. I live in the most beautiful and profound gutter in the world. It teaches me things about myself every day.
And I am mistaken for or compared to Winona Ryder at least once a week. I am not. I am the Unwinona.
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