Vialance! Murder! Tourkeys!

It's been a few ages since I've last posted anything here, so I thought I'd bring it back with a little bit of holiday cheer,courtesy of Me, age 8.

When I brought this choice little essay home from school before the Thanksgiving break in 1990, I'm sure my family was bracing themselves for a militant vegan in the years to come. Luckily for them, I seem to have lost my interest in the welfare of delicious holiday meats shortly thereafter.