Some people see my bookshelf, or catch me reading a book on my downtime, and ask "Um...is this for a history class?" Because apparently it isn't normal for me to relish reading The History of the Wife or The Fasting Girl the way most people suck up the Oprah Book Club selections. What I have to say to you is this... A) I with I was still in mo-fo school, but I'm too damn poor. B) History repeats itself, and if you don't know, you'll be baffled by what happens in our day and age. C) When these things happen, there's always a huge chunk of the population who start ranting about the DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY! THE LOOSENESS OF OUR MORALS! THE END TIMES! You all just want to think you're so damn special God saved all the fireworks for the years YOU spend on this earth..because all the schmucks who came before didn't have ANYTHING heavy to handle themselves to earn the Second Coming.
Put down your copy of Left Behind, turn off Fox News, and actually pick up a history book. Want examples of the things we think the KIDS TODAY or THE SINFUL WORLD today has invented in our lifetimes? Here you go, drama queens!
1. Horrible agricultural disasters like what's happening in Asia!
2. "Unnatural" marriages that will corrupt society! So morally disgusting!
3. Freaky faux-scientific cults!
4. Scam new age religions!
5. religions that are loosely based on Biblical teachings!
6. Freaky liberal lesbionic women who probably have penises!
7. Someone who is totally definitely the Antichrist! Who else could possibly be more evil! We've got the most evil guy for the job!
8. Society dealing with ABORTION!
So get over yourselves.
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