I was not aware you had written a memoir of your married life to date. You did a good job of trying to hide it, changing your last name like that. But I'm on to you.
Dare I say, we're hoping for Oprah's Book Club? Too soon?
I live in Hollywood. I act. I love all things Jane Austen. I live in the most beautiful and profound gutter in the world. It teaches me things about myself every day.
And I am mistaken for or compared to Winona Ryder at least once a week. I am not. I am the Unwinona.
Ack! You've found me out! I'm really hoping Oprah will pick it up. Let's just hope she continues to not check any facts. Then I'll be safe...:)
ReplyDeleteJust throw something in there about being a gang-member, holocaust survivor who's on drugs. She'll never even question....
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