Tuesday, March 11, 2008

An Open Letter To Mars



I was not aware you had written a memoir of your married life to date. You did a good job of trying to hide it, changing your last name like that. But I'm on to you.

Dare I say, we're hoping for Oprah's Book Club? Too soon?

2 comments:

  1. Ack! You've found me out! I'm really hoping Oprah will pick it up. Let's just hope she continues to not check any facts. Then I'll be safe...:)

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  2. Just throw something in there about being a gang-member, holocaust survivor who's on drugs. She'll never even question....

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